11/6/2023 0 Comments First day job quotes funny![]() She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.” - Unknown Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.” - UnknownĢ1. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. “If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?” - UnknownĢ0. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” - Unknownġ9. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.” - Johann Lamontġ8. “I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers the last thing on a Friday afternoon. See also: 180 Happy Weekend Quotes To Enjoy Your Deserved Breakġ7. “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” - Debasish Mridha “I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” - Hanna Rhoadesġ6. “And if you ask again whether there is any justice in the world, you’ll have to be satisfied with the reply: Not for the time being at any rate, not up to this Friday.” - Alfred Doblinġ5. I shall never imagine the fate of Monday.” - Unknownġ4. “Today is Friday… preparing for Monday is a crime.” - Unknownġ3. See also: 210 Ultimate Thursday Motivation Quotes To Conquer The Dayġ2. “Thursday doesn’t even count as a day it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” - Unknown “What do you mean it’s not Friday yet? I’m already wearing my weekend pajama pants!” - Unknownġ1. “I haven’t been this excited for Friday since last Friday!” - Unknownġ0. “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over…” - Parag Tipnisĩ. “Friday, my second favorite F-word.” - Darynda JonesĨ. “It’s Friday! I’m just going to sit here and let the weekend wash over me.” - Unknownħ. See also: 70 Monday Motivation Quotes To Make Your Monday Blues PinkĦ. “I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.” - Unknown “I’m so excited for Friday, I could hug a tree.” - Unknownĥ. “Friday actually stands for: Finally Realizing I Deserve A Break.” - UnknownĤ. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon–Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” - Unknownģ. “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. Go forth! You have my blessing.” - Florence WelchĢ. “Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” - Ronald Wilson Funny Friday Inspirational Quotesġ. See also: 150 Tuesday Motivation Quotes To Make You Love This Dayġ0. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” - Neil Leckman “I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.” - Ann Diehlĩ. “‘But it’s Friday’ is a valid excuse for almost anything today.” - William AndersonĨ. “It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth-story window on Friday.” - American Proverbħ. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.” - Stephen KingĦ. Do you know where your margarita is?” - Amy Neftzgerĥ. ![]() “You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.” - Jack DavisĤ. “Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” - Lauren Oliverģ. “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.” - Nanea HoffmanĢ.
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